Showing posts with label clothing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label clothing. Show all posts

Wednesday, 23 July 2008

Naked wave

I was at an indoor water park and went on the surfing adventure ride. The waves were really strong, and there were warnings to secure loose clothing. I got caught by the current and got rolled forward, sending my bikini top flying!

I was flirting with this guy while he was trying to teach me how to do a flip off the diving board. When I finally decided to attempt the flip, I jumped off but chickened out and fell flailing into the water. I sunk right to the bottom, literally taking my bottoms down with me. I surfaced bright red.

Every summer, all my friends migrate to various vacation spots, and I'm usually the only one left. After an intense dance practice, I went to the store, knowing that there was virtually no one to impress. I was eyeing some things when BAM! I ran into my crush and his friends while I was wearing my leotard--pit stains and all.

It was the last day of school, and I was on the top floor. When the bell rang, mg friend and I dashed to the stairs and slid down the railing. Mid-slide, I stopped but mg friend was still going full speed. She crashed into me and we both went flying!

I was at a sleepaway camp and had a crush on this adorable guy from Germany. During lunch, I went to get lemonade. As the drink was filling, I tried to hunt down my crush among the crowd. Before I knew it, my cup overflowed, and lemonade spilled everywhere!

Last summer, I starred with my crush in a play at our community theater center. In one scene, we had a really passionate kiss. After our first dress rehearsal, he pulled me aside when we were both backstage and said, "Could you please not eat Doritos before practice? It makes the kiss taste funny." I knew I'd blown my chance.

For our last day of school, we got a dunk tank. I was having loads of fun, until it was mg turn to go in. When it was my crush's turn to try and dunk me, I got so nervous that I actually fell in before he even had a chance to hit the target. Very smooth.

After church, I was waiting for my family in the car when my fave summer jam came on. Of course, I had to belt it out! I was singing really loudly and off-key when my crush walked by with his morn, who is also my Sunday-school teacher. The following week, she asked me in front of the whole class if I would be singing for them this Sunday, too!

I was at the community pool with my BFF and her bro, who I had a major crush on. We were fooling around on the diving board, and when I jumped off the high board, I landed right on my best bud's brother! Every time I see him now, he yells, "Watch out! She might crush you!" Yeah, totally embarrassing.

Wednesday, 16 July 2008

Girl On Girl: Hot Tips For First Time Lesbian Lovers!

OK...you can't fight it any more; you've always know that you had lesbian tendencies or were, at the very least bi-curious, and now you've decided to explore, explore, EXPLORE...
First off, you've got meet Miss Right (or even Miss Right Now!) and a niche dating site like PlanetSappho is a great place to start. You arrange a date - she's just what you were hoping for...and tonight's really IS the night..so hold on tight...
1) Making out. While making out Lesbian Move #1 can be used, namely you putting one of your legs between hers and grinding it up so that every once in a while it hits the clitoris through her pants. If done by a master of the technique (which I am not, but was done to me) climax can be acheived whilst the bottom is STILL wearing pants.
2) Clothing still on, but hands roaming around in the shirt, touching bare skin.
3) Bra removal (while shirt is still on!) **Important Note** - To mask killing the mood whilst fumbling at the catches, suck on her neck a bit so that she's not thinking about how clumsy you are.
4) LOTS of licking/ear sucking.
5) Shirt/total bra removal.
6) Kissing/licking/sucking upper chest and collarbone area. Optional: If you're a bit buff, reach behind her and like, hug her to you whilst doing this, tightish embraces at this point work fabulously.
7) NO BREASTS YET! Torso Teaser: Take your tongue and run it all the way down (roughly in a straight line between her breasts) until you get to the waistline of her pants, then kiss/lick/suck her stomach and work your way up.
8) NOW you can start in on breasts, but nipple work is last. Swirling your tongue has some fabulous facets to it, as does sucking. BDSM Option - Okay, NOT TOO HARD but just lightly enough to make it shocking, throw in a bit of a slow LIGHT bite, these are nipples here, don't be getting too hardcore with them!
9) Now we're ready for the big guns (since pretty much all of lesbian sex is foreplay, also, if she makes moves to remove bits of your clothing LET HER! Lesbian sex is all about playing switch and taking turns getting one another off. Multiple orgasms in combination with alternating tops make it last a LONG time.
10) Work your way back up and start making out again, if at any time during steps 2-8 you want to break and make out some more, feel free to do so, these are guidelines, not play by play scenarios, sex is a freestyle sport. Also, taking a breast (or two) in hand and kneading it (kinda like dough) is rather helpful every now and again.
11) Work on neck/ear kiss/suck/lick-ing, whilst doing so, work on the buttons of her pants, and the fly. At this point depending on HOW naked the two of you are getting, you can either go for pant/underwear removal, or just work a hand down there. **Foreplay Bonus** - BEFORE you put your hand into her pants, spend some time kneading her inner thighs (through clothes) with some open handed squeezing.
12a) Second Party Masturbation: Okay, the key here is, just think about the things you like doing to yourself during masturbation, that, and FINDING the clitoris on another person, which may take awhile. Also, don't neglect the sides of the clitoris, and for Gods' sakes don't forget to relube every once in awhile. This can be taken care of rather hotly, take your middle finger and dip down, all nerves in the vaginal canal exist in the first 1/3rd of it after the opening anyway, so unless you're hunting down the G-spot or using a strap-on depth really doesn't matter all that much. Single finger penetration at this point, HOT! After you've gotten more lubrication, go back up and continue clitoral stimulation. Your hand is probably going to get excruciatingly tired, BUT KEEP GOING! Because you're probably going to have to speed up the tempo once your partner starts nearing climax, and that hurts like a bitch, but the payoff is worth it.
12b) Going Downtown: This requires total pant removal, to remove the awkwardness from the situation (ie, her pants/underwear are PROBABLY going to get stuck at some point) spend time, when something goes awry, kissing any available skin to make your partner feel sexy and not ridiculous because her pants are stuck. Okay, at this point, Pants/Underwear Are Now Off: There it is, in all of it's furred glory. Note: To make it easier on your partner you should really trim your bush down to a rather manageable size, because the last thing ANYONE wants to do is floss with your pubic hair, and yes, this DOES HAPPEN so be forewarned. Right, now we're working on foreplay-ish things, because that's what the majority of lesbian sex is (when considered by the hetero-realm), foreplay. So kiss/suck/lick her inner thighs, because they're highly sensitive, and if you're absolutely totally lost down there and can't even figure out WHERE the vaginal opening is (much less the clitoris) take ONE finger (depending on how totally gay your partner is, you may only be able to use one finger at ALL during all of this, some women are tighter than others) and do slow penetration again, and then drag it up her inner labial lips until you hit the clit, then you've found your treasure map X. Take your tongue and do the exact same thing you did with your finger, only you don't have to pull off penetration, just the slow upward stroke TO BE CONTINUED!
12c) G-spot: COMING SOON!
12d) Strap-ons: COMING SOON!
13) When ALL of this is over, you better not forget to cuddle! Lest you be likened to *gasp* some crude insensitive straight man. And who wants that?
Good Luck and Good Nights. This public service announcement brought to you to help young inexperienced lesbians everywhere!